http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-trading25-2009aug25,0,2266089.story

Hmmm, I'm going about this all wrong. Wow, 40% a month! Replacing a big six-figure income. Now that's for me! Let's see, she started in May, is buying all call options, and doesn't understand what is going to happen at some point, maybe soon. But let me guess, if the market starts to go down, she'll buy puts, right? I need to find out which infomercial she saw, I want in on this prosperity!