Emini Day Mobbin'

So how do you day trade tha emini index futures n makes a liv'n? Not an eazy question n no eazy poser but this is a good place ta git go'n.

Stizzay out by dippin' ta learn mizzy `bout develop'n a winn'n edge by read'n our research n educizzle material as W-to-tha-izzell as our trad'n articles

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That is Gizoogle's translation from the home page
AKA Pimp my Day Trading