JOKE PG25

This joke is rated pg 25:

A guy walks into a bar, and saw a 12 inch tall pianist sitting on the bar; he ask the bartender where did he come from
bartender said rub the lamp. The guy rubs the lamp and soon the whole place was filled with ducks. He said I didn't ask for a million ducks..the bartender said you think I ask for a 12 inch pianist.. .

The scientist told GOD we don't need you anymore we can clone people
and do most anything. GOD said O.K. clone a man but use dirt to do it.
The scientist said O.K. and bent down to get the dirt...GOD said wait a minute; use your own dirt

Three sisters, 97 95 and 89 years old lived together.... One day the older was
running her bath, she put one foot in the water then called out, hey! I don't
know if I'am getting in or out...

The middle sister said, I'll help you; as she started up the stairs she said,
I don't know if I was going up or coming down!


The younger sister said, I hope I'am not that forgetful when I get your age,
then knocked on wood, and said, I'll be there as soon as I get the door!

O.K. Mr. vote me down...try this one:
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The 85 year old lady went on a blind date with a 90 year old man.

When she got home she told her daughter "I had to slap him three
times"

The daughter ask "did he try to get fresh with you"?

"No the lady replyed"..."I thought he was dead"

oops....replied* ^^

damn you must get invited to a lot of parties

Originally posted by feng456

damn you must get invited to a lot of parties

Man...tough room

How many Dojis does it take to change a lightbulb?

None..they use candles

Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

Originally posted by moncalisa

Hi:

Are there any indicators that preceed ES and SP by fractions of a second?

Thanks.

Post by moncalisa...