I thought that it would be unfair if you missed any of JP's jokes so I've started this thread/topic to keep track of his jokes. It's a little know secret but JP only charges $5/month to learn Market Profile in the room and the other $195/month is for the jokes.

JP after stumbling over his words: "Sorry guys, my first day here with my new mouth."

Jesus, this thread is hilarious...LMAO for a while :)

JP after being asked the question "What's up today?" replies:
"Skirts and taxes. Skirts aren't up enough and taxes are up too much."

When talking about position size: "I don't have a boat I have a dingy, but that's not what Sue would say..."

To someone's comment: "The SOX says that we go down."
JP: "Then we gotta pull our socks up."

JP when speaking about what he looks like: "You think I look like Brad Pitt? More like armpit." (uncontrollable laughter follows...)

When talking about indicators: "I have an indicator. It's in my fridge. It says: 'When there's less than 1 beer go and buy some more.' "

On hearing that one or two drinks a day was good for you: "Then I'll drink four or five drinks and be really healthy."

When talking about counting on fingers: "When I go past 10 fingers then I know that the bar tender poured me a good cocktail."

Hey Guy....You are something else! You give so much to the room and I am sure to everything else you do.

Much appreciation,

Rex-0

On new snow fall in Mesick: JP says: "You guys know how short I am, well there's so much snow outside I can't leave the house without stilts!"....Q: what size stilts? A: "Adult size!"