I thought that it would be unfair if you missed any of JP's jokes so I've started this thread/topic to keep track of his jokes. It's a little know secret but JP only charges $5/month to learn Market Profile in the room and the other $195/month is for the jokes.

You're very welcome Rex! I hope that you are getting as much out of the room as I have. I find that the more I give the more I receive - and this has nothing to do with religion or anything like that - just the right way about living life.

Good trading to you!!

When Blood Drive is on the phone: "Hey, if I give them my blood and they use it for a child then is that influencing a minor with that amount of alcohol in my blood?"

On new snow fall in Mesick: JP says: "You guys know how short I am, well there's so much snow outside I can't leave the house without stilts!"....Q: what size stilts? A: "Adult size!"